Blogebrity: The Next Generation

Your blob is very funny and clever

postcardsfromyomomma: Hi Honey:  Hope all is going well and you are not to stressed!  Please take...

Mar 31st

youngmanhattanite: Let’s go about this systematically: Rudeboy7969, please stop following us. Among...

Mar 31st

jakoblodwick: As usual, mainstream media gets some facts...

Mar 31st

Watch

Gawker Says Goodbye to 89 Crosby (via jessicacoen)

Mar 29th

marklisanti: nathangotsch: in the bathroom at Kevin James’...

Mar 28th

“How was the last Tumblr Meet Up party? We tried to go but...”
— The Apiary: Inside With: Jake...

Mar 28th

“For the actual “real world”, see Reality.”
— Wikipedia article for MTV’s...

Mar 28th

bullshit: What would be the point of listening to an album...

Mar 28th

WED/MEDICAL INFO UPDATE/GOOD NEWS

postcardsfromyomomma: good news! Our insurance covers :  THE HPV VACCINATION. but, this is NOT a...

Mar 28th

what's up with that?!!!

postcardsfromyomomma: man. you must be really busy! no blog update since feb.18! what’s up with...

Mar 28th

jessicagoldharalson: topherchris: jessicagoldharalson: When is someone going to do a group...

Mar 28th

mac vs. pc

jessicagoldharalson: am i the only woman alive who would go for the PC guy in those ads over the...

Mar 28th

juliaallison: *** I interrupt this blogging hiatus with a...

Mar 28th

theletterb: After reading these I often ask myself, “What...

Mar 27th

There's another Doree Shafrir classic in...

alexbalk: It’s so her! And it totally inspired me!

Mar 27th

Stuff Dead People Like

alexbalk: “Brains.”

Mar 27th

youngmanhattanite: Don’t be penisy.

Mar 27th

How To Sound Like An Internetty Jackass...

marklisanti: 1. When trying to explain to someone what a Tumblr is, refer to most of the nonsense...

Mar 27th

I'm really impressed by the lack of...

keepinganotebook: Oh, whoops.

Mar 27th

baby for sale

doree: postcardsfromyomomma: Hi Sweetie Pie - I thought maybe you’d answer your phone but that’s...

Mar 27th

I think I might be one of those fabled...

nicknoyes: I should be asleep right now, but instead I’m on the internet so that I can post a cat...

Mar 27th

big music industry machinery

cajunboy: who the fuck are the jonas brothers and where did they come from? how is it that they’re...

Mar 27th

rocketboom: (via 1000lolz) Okay. Enough with the...

Mar 27th

soupsoup: hilker: duckandpenguin: Blogging about...

Mar 26th

juliaallison: :) leaving on a jetplane

Mar 26th

gawker and Jimmy Kimmel

postcardsfromyomomma: oh yes, and I forgot to say this in my last email - but Emily handled herself...

Mar 26th

WTF Is Twitter?

Mar 26th

Mom's First Gchat

me: Mom, did you watch the Sex and the City trailer?
Mom: Oh Hi, can you see me right now? No where is it?
me: hi! No, this is just instant messaging. I just sent the link to you, check your inbox
Mom: ok, aren't you impressed with me on chat!!!!!!!!!
me: no, you are way too slow, stop typing and go watch the trailer
Mom: Fine, is it goood?
me: SO GOOD
Mom: How did you type that back so FAST!
me: Mom.
Mom: OK I am going to go watch it now. bye bye
me: no don't go anywhere, just watch it and then tell me what you think
Mom: ok
Mom: I CAN"T WAIT!!!!!!!!WOW!!!!!YEAH!!!! when does it come out? It probably said, I am going to watch it again...
me: May 30th
Mom: I better get moving, talk to you soon, Love Mom
me: get moving where? what do you have to do today? i'm the one who has to get back to my job, I have to go
Mom: Work work work
me: you're ridic, lata playa
Mom: Bye, Lata playa
me: Mom don't copy me
Mom: Word

Mar 26th

"MyFace"

postcardsfromyomomma: We had our office party today and we were talking about social networking...

Mar 26th

danhacker: It’s all of the fun of going on Morrey Povich,...

Mar 26th

re: buying ikea furniture

postcardsfromyomomma: Sure, it’s up to you. I personally like it funky, especially for the kitchen…...

Mar 26th

alexbalk: If you still need to convince voters that you...

Mar 26th

In which a REAL! LIVE! ASPIRING! WRITER!...

keepinganotebook: iwrite: You once again begin throwing around insults hoping to deflect the...

Mar 26th

My new friend Jared messages me on...

nickdouglas: ITS JARED THJIS IS MY FIRST TIMOE USING THE INTERNET ITS HUGE AND THERES LOTS OF...

Mar 26th

peterwknox: I can appreciate it, some mornings, when I’m walking and firing on all cylinders, cup of...

Mar 26th

Dear old man at Starbucks this morning,

danhacker: I’m sorry I don’t have time to listen to your whimsical stories about spilling your...

Mar 26th

In Defense of Julia Allison

nicknoyes: An effort to identify and respond to the most common forms of criticism leveled at poor...

Mar 26th

Missing Emily Gould

nickguidodenton: You know what I miss most about Emily? The gnashing of teeth she would incite...

Mar 25th

johncarney: There must be something wrong with me because...

Mar 25th

danhacker: I always new Superman was a...

Mar 25th

keepinganotebook

keepinganotebook: insultme: Keepinganotebook, it was difficult to find something to insult you...

Mar 25th

missbrightside: BLACK BAR GLASSES wear these at parties...

Mar 25th

jakoblodwick: YOU’RE RIGHT!

Mar 25th

The Files Are IN The Computer

nicknoyes: “The problem isn’t that people overuse the Internet. The problem is that the Internet is...

Mar 25th

Blog

doree: postcardsfromyomomma: When you don’t post something to your blog for a few days I get...

Mar 25th

Queeniest casting call ever

doree: From RealityWanted, my favorite website: Do you long to strut into the world’s most elite...

Mar 25th

“It’s embarrassing when you accidentally text Nick Denton...”
— Rex Sorgatz, on Twitter...

Mar 25th

Gawker Commenter-Generated Posts

blakeley: jdel: nicknoyes: Can anyone—JDel and Blakeley, I’m looking in your direction—explain...

Mar 24th

doree: Whitney Port: “[U]ntil now perhaps the best...

Mar 24th

"The Hills" Drinking Game

alexbalk: The only thing I had to do with this was the title, which I think is a pretty clear sign...

Mar 24th

That's It, I've Had It...

Blakeley: hey man
Lawson: hey
Blakeley: so today is the day i've finally had it with forwarding your weird emails, from now on you can read them all here:
Blakeley: http://richardlawsonsemail.tumblr.com/
Lawson: haaa
Lawson: sweet jesus
Lawson: thanks

Mar 24th

“The stunt provoked a variety of reactions. Many older...”
— RIP, the Rickroll. Sadly,...

Mar 24th

Parallel lives

doree: It sorta makes me sad that the first thing I thought about when I heard about Obama’s...

Mar 21st

I'm in serious karmic debt so I might...

keepinganotebook: After I saw that I was mildly Gawked I decided to send Rambin an email basically...

Mar 21st

Two weeks notice.

baugher: That was how long it took between the “I’m done” post and a fresh picture of Our Lady...

Mar 21st

danhacker: babyface: Get on this Nintendo, get on this...

Mar 21st

Deep Six

alexbalk: Nice take on the shuttering of Page Six.com by Doree Shafrir. UNRELATED: Doree is a geek.

Mar 21st

Banner Blindness

ryanbrown: Banner ads are infuriating, unsuccessful, intrusive, distracting, and a necessary evil....

Mar 21st

Why Smart Liberals Aren't Comfortable With...

Mar 21st

ryanbrown: Blueprintz for Club Paris Hilton! Getting...

Mar 21st

Off I go to kill Paige.

alexbalk: You know how when a particularly shocking YouTube video goes around an office you can tell...

Mar 21st

danhacker: I think the real Homer may have fetal alcohol...

Mar 21st

ideachute: (via www.patrickmoberg.com) I hope he finds...

Mar 21st

merlin: Um… ??? by joescales Happy Easter, kids.

Mar 21st

jakoblodwick: In the lab. One of my favorite tumblr...

Mar 21st

jakoblodwick: Thank you, Jake and Amir, for reminding me how...

Mar 21st

I’m most likely going to rent...

danhacker: And I’m man enough to admit that.

Mar 19th

jakoblodwick: I decided “moustache” was an inappropriate...

Mar 19th

blakeley: My assistant heard that you could lose weight by...

Mar 19th

alexbalk: Let this be a lesson: here is what the New York...

Mar 19th

nickdouglas: Nick Nosferatu (via Laughing Squid) What?...

Mar 18th

Of BUIs and fanny packs.

baugher: I am baughering under the influence, so the following parsing might be subpar. We...

Mar 15th

Weekend update.

baugher: Our Lady of Introspection might not be blogging, but her kryptonite has a life of its...

Mar 15th

angelacw: I’m bored with Facebook. (via Angela CW)

Mar 15th

I just got through the 10th page of...

peterwknox: lovepuppy: fatmanatee: I’m thinking it might be a good idea to create a public...

Mar 15th

“Life will give you whatever experience is most helpful for...”
— Eckhart Tolle (via...

Mar 15th

amazingamanda: On the way home from a walk on the beach and...

Mar 14th

Spitzer Paid Too Much

ifightevil: ryanbrown: I’m not entirely up on all the details of this story, though I do know it...

Mar 13th

Eyes on The Peys.

alexbalk: Andrea Peyser once yelled at me because I called her menopausal. In retrospect, it was...

Mar 13th

I did COME to this job with high...

alexbalk: Whatever. I suppose we can make an argument that it’s a service piece. I wanted to call...

Mar 13th

tumblinas: On behalf of Mascarah!

Mar 13th

I don't care if this is real or not

doree: But I am cackling at the Tumblr of “Ashley Alexandra Dupré.” Relatedly, I can’t wait for...

Mar 13th

I'm sorry, there's just something about...

doree: alexbalk: Lauren Goldstein Crowe and portfolio.com are parting ways — so what does that...

Mar 13th

This hooker does NOT have a tumblr.

Mar 13th

alexbalk: Cho, on Ashley Alexandra Dupré

Mar 13th

High-Class Hooker With A Heart Of Gold

Mar 13th

Free "ideas."

alexbalk: I was joking yesterday about how everything I put on the tumblr should be considered...

Mar 13th

hydeordie: agsystems: aes: via vvork this reminds me...

Mar 12th

Roots of geekdom

doree: So last night I was at dinner with Sam and my brother, and my brother and I were...

Mar 12th

The Best Death Metal Band In Denton,...

johncarney: How many punk bands have already been formed with the name “Client # 9?”

Mar 12th

Tumblinas vs. Testumblrone

almostyou: I have two things to say about this and then I am out on the subject. 1) Tumblinas was...

Mar 11th

Maybe It's Not Balk, I'm Still On The...

Balk: motherfucker, so it IS you. It's you and Brett, isn't it.
Blakeley: dude, why did you change that time stamp?
Balk: Hahaha, LIAR. I never chasnged the timestamp! Check with Mohney, he reblogged it.
Blakeley: ahhhhh fuck! i was never good with numbers
Balk: So the only reason to lie about my changing it is... TO COVER YOUSELVES.
Blakeley: hahaha, i wish man, i do
Blakeley: http://chrismohney.tumblr.com/post/26431890
Blakeley: fuck, yeah that makes no sense, i don't care if it's you or not, i'm going to figure out who it is
Balk: Go to it, Inspector Gadget. But CLEAR MY NAME.
Blakeley: i will update it
Balk: I don't wanna be associated with that crap!
Blakeley: it's not as funny as you would make it
Balk: EXACTLY
Blakeley: yeah that would be like, people saying i was (redacted), haha, oh i JUST got how bad that is... like i felt it

Mar 11th

He'd do it, but he's too busy writing...

chrismohney: alexbalk: Someone should start up a Famous Original Fake Nick Denton tumblr. see,...

Mar 11th

hydeordie: sometimes you really just have to spell it out...

Mar 11th

Pun-Off

rickyv: I told the crew here that if anybody correctly predicted the Post headline tomorrow I’d...

Mar 11th

danhacker: - Sports equipment for my fish you say? Well…I...

Mar 11th

danhacker: This is just the touch stone of a long rant I...

Mar 11th

“Twitter is golf for nerds.”
— Merlin Mann via Twitter (via...

Mar 11th

To really appreciate the story, though, you...

Mar 11th

"Be Kind Rewind" (2008)

lonelysandwich: Let’s Put on a Show at its finest.

Mar 11th

(via lonelysandwich)

Mar 11th

An Open Letter to SXSW Badge Wearers...

ifightevil: k8e: Dear South by Southwest Goer, Welcome to my fair city ! Yes, I know it’s...

Mar 11th

“Everybody is looking for something to link to.”
— Nick Denton (via...

Mar 11th

Things that make Men proud of themselves...

Mar 10th

Re: The Previous Three...

marklisanti: I fear my ill-advised watching of five minutes of The Kardashians has made me severely...

Mar 10th

“I’m a karaoke host, I know people.”
— Some chick on the show where...

Mar 10th

dickc: One of these days I'm going to return...

Mar 10th

alexbalk: Life, as is its inevitable wont, imitates Beastie...

Mar 10th

Rewriting history.

baugher: Our Lady of Introspection may not have an ounce of self-awareness, but I suspect that it...

Mar 10th

“Everybody is looking for something to link to.”
— Nick Denton (via jakoblodwick)

Mar 10th

Fake Nick Denton Is Alex Balk Of Radar...

jdel: Blakeley’s blog entry here is perhaps the most complete treatise on why Alex Balk must be...

Mar 10th

There Will Be Blog

rickyv: I was eating lunch with a media-industry friend the other day and the conversation turned...

Mar 10th

Jakob Lodwick IM

nickguidodenton: Me: Hello Jakob. Jakob Lodwick: Hello Mr. Nick Denton. Me: What are you doing...

Mar 8th