Mary: ... that was before you ditched me at the Esquire party.
Me: I didn't ditch you! I lost you in the crowd, and then Clinton spoke and you were gone.
Mary: I couldn't even hear him from the back.
Me: He didn't say much. I just wanted to sleep with him.
Mary: You wanted to SLEEP with him?!
Me: Sure! To say I'd done it? Absolutely.
Mary: Way to be a cliche.
Me: I've been a cliche my entire life. Why stop now?
Mary: HAHAHA. You have to blog that.
Me = JA
After my spin classes yesterday, Jules and I caught up as I watched her eat a salad. Yes, you heard that right, a salad. And not egg salad. Salad with actual lettuce and veggies. She's reallly making a strong attempt to eat healthy. I'm so proud of her!
Sep 22nd